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Apr 14, 2008 @ 23:48:02

torquecalypso

Über-General
469 points

15/M/Portland, Oregon
Join Date: Apr 2008

Here is mine:

Go choke on a bag of dicks!

Sometimes I explode. Sometimes I do not.

torquecalypso last visited April 26, 2008

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Apr 14, 2008 @ 23:49:20

mark_is_god

Über-Minister
16374 points

18/M/antrim, United Kingdom
Join Date: Aug 2006

if you want my comeback, go scrape it off ya mothers teeth.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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Apr 14, 2008 @ 23:50:29

littlebear

Mega Über-Meister
3519 points

48/F/, Canada
Join Date: Mar 2008

I don't do battle with unarmed people

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Apr 15, 2008 @ 00:47:56

si1501

Über-Meister
2593 points

31/M/Southampton, United Kingdom
Join Date: Dec 2006

As an asian person born in the UK being told to "Go back to where you came from"

I replied "I'm to big to go back up my mums c*** but I'll able to fit up your mums"

I know it's a bit vulgar but I was 14 at the time, shut the guy up though

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 07:03:58

hiimdan

Debater
6925 points

38/M/Cleveland, Ohio
Join Date: Dec 2007

Someone said I was "mentally challenged", I replied "not by you".

Don't read this.

Satan stole my lunch, I'm M.A.D.D.*

*Men
Against
Da
Devil

me & Pepper 2/16/8

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 23:22:25

angelcake

TFS Monkey
44439 points

18/F/Eastleigh, United Kingdom
Join Date: Aug 2006

mark_is_god said:
if you want my comeback, go scrape it off ya mothers teeth.

LMFAO

Everything I say is about YOU!!!

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 23:23:36

angelcake

TFS Monkey
44439 points

18/F/Eastleigh, United Kingdom
Join Date: Aug 2006

i just say whatever the person has said to me...

generally it goes

greg "You're rubbish at making pancakes"
me "no your rubbish at making pancakes"

maybe not my best one but the one i use the most

Everything I say is about YOU!!!

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 23:23:38

x_laura_x

TFS Monkey
49761 points

18/M/Aberdeen, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jun 2007

mark_is_god said:
if you want my comeback, go scrape it off ya mothers teeth.

Geoffrey is the companies leading spokesgirraffe - I'll take that as a compliment Google

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Apr 18, 2008 @ 23:25:06

lilbear

Minister
11450 points

48/F/, Canada
Join Date: Jan 2008

hiimdan said:
Someone said I was "mentally challenged", I replied "not by you".

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Apr 22, 2008 @ 13:25:06

#10

babybroni

Commander
77 points

17/NA/lowestoft, United Kingdom
Join Date: Feb 2008

a lil person says sumthin 2 me
i say go bite sum1 elses kneecaps

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Apr 22, 2008 @ 16:07:50

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defzeppelin21

Über-General
699 points

21/F/Columbia, South Carolina
Join Date: Apr 2008

Some random guy came up to me at a bar and was trying to lame game on me so I said

"I don't think you wanna mess with a girl like me"
"Why?"
"Beacuse in two weeks I'll be having a sex change"

The look on his face was priceless

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Apr 22, 2008 @ 16:27:02

#12

jaimie

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3312 points

28/F/St. Louis, Missouri
Join Date: Feb 2008

defzeppelin21 said:
Some random guy came up to me at a bar and was trying to lame game on me so I said

"I don't think you wanna mess with a girl like me"
"Why?"
"Beacuse in two weeks I'll be having a sex change"

The look on his face was priceless

I am so going to have to use that one

The Truth, even if you don't like it, it's still the truth.

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Apr 23, 2008 @ 06:15:16

#13

defzeppelin21

Über-General
699 points

21/F/Columbia, South Carolina
Join Date: Apr 2008

jaimie said:
I am so going to have to use that one

It works trust me

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Apr 23, 2008 @ 09:19:54

#14

helennash

Über-Meister
1622 points

70/F/poole, United Kingdom
Join Date: Mar 2008

To a flasher years ago "Is that all youve got> Ive seen bigger worms" He was not impressed but I was smug mind you I had a big dog with me

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Apr 23, 2008 @ 09:50:23

#15

thx1138

Commander
61 points

38/NA/West Covina, California
Join Date: Apr 2008

"Aww your father wears pantyhose."

"You don't know your a** from a hot rock."

"Hey, I can always quit drinking, you will be ugly the rest of your life."

"What are those strings hanging off your sweater? Oh, I'm sorry, those are your arms..."

Thx

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