I get paid minimum wage to be a brain crash test dummy.

What do you all do? =D

work in a insurance agency as receptionist part time.
The second part time is working with Handicap kids

Intergalactic hussy

I make people and animals happy by bringing them food. Lots and lots of food, in which I am rewarded for by them throwing me a couple of bucks like I'm some sick stripper

Yeah, it's quite difficult. I get a decent student loan though so it isn't too bad for me. I'm still very deep into my overdraft though.

I once had a job in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting. I then tried fishing but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I was once offered a job making venetian blinds, but I turned it down because it sounded like a shady business. I even considered getting a job as a historian but realized there was no future in it. And at one time I even wanted to be a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out.

Today I work in a prison, so I think I'm locked into this job because I have a captive audience.

I surf the net and watch porn for a living.

I go to college and complain about how poor I am

I'm an independent property insurance adjuster by trade, no storms though, so I serve in the resturant buisness until a storm comes thru.

Space cowboy.