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rondetto On about 7 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 14, 2017 @ 16:35:21
After the holidays and all those delightful, seasonal treats, a husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tells your fortune and weight.

He drops in a coin and eagerly reads the results.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and I have biggest knob of all my mates!"

"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too!"
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Apr 14, 2017 @ 17:23:03
@rondetto Said

After the holidays and all those delightful, seasonal treats, a husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tells your fortune and weight.

He drops in a coin and eagerly reads the results.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and I have biggest knob of all my mates!"

"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too!"

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