Try three whiskey's

@rondetto Said

Two guys are riding to work on the bus. They both see two dogs going at it on a lawn. One guy, who's married, looks at the other and says, "Jeez, I'd give anything to do it to my wife like that." The other, a single guy, says, "Heck, that's easy. Just feed her three whiskey's."
The same two guys are riding the bus to work the next morning. The single one asks the other, "Well, did you get to do it to your wife doggie style?" The married guy replies, "Yes, but it took SIX whiskey's."

The single guy exclaims, "SIX whiskey's! How come so many?"

The husband replies, "Hell, it took three just to get her to kneel down out on the lawn."

@Jennifer1984 Said

A man is walking along with his wife and sees another woman coming out of a bar obviously drunk, singing at the top of her voice and falling over.

"Look at that," says the man. "I dated her ten years ago and even asked her to marry me but then I changed my mind and threw her out. Now look at her, getting drunk like that."

His wife says "Yeah. Ten years on since you took back your offer of marriage and she's still celebrating."