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rondetto On about 21 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 27, 2015 @ 13:23:49
Paddy was riding his horse and got trapped in quick sand and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

"Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!"

"Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there."

Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy's hand and pulled and pulled to no avail.

After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Paddy, "Shure, an' Oi can't do it. Mayebbe, but Oi'll have to get some help."

As Mick was leaving, Paddy called, "Mick! Mick! D'ye think it will help if I pull me feet out of the stirrups?"
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
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Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Feb 27, 2015 @ 13:46:54
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