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dickbell
Über Master Debater 9677 points


24/M/West Hayward, California Join Date: Dec 2007 | First, you'll need to be spread eagle, which explains the ropes and horses. Now this, is bag full of magnesium. It doesn't burn long, but it burns VERY hot. I'm using this because I don't want to bother with shaving you, and because candle wax is for pussies. Next, we need to get rid of the hairs that didn't burn all the way down, hence the tweezers. And that was the torture, now all I need to do is tatoo "The Dick Was Here" before I untie you and let you go. Have a nice day, now! 
 Well lookee f**kin' here, bringin' a pen to a f**kin' gun fight!
Come to my BBQ! My weiners are the best!
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