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A selection of witty quotes...

If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Double negatives are a big no no

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."

"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."
- Woody Allen

"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?"

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.