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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Sep 17, 2009 @ 01:26:53
I'm making a thread for all the experiences you've had with people who hear what they want to hear regardless of what you've said. Examples: I worked at a donut shop years ago that served pepsi products and I like Coke. So when somebody asked for a Coke product I replied with "I wish I could give you a Coke, is a Pepsi OK?" A fat slugger pipped up with "if you took your medicine (insulin) like you're supposed to you could have it!" I said "let me get this straight, if I take my medicine like I'm suppoed to Mike and John will serve Coke instead of Pepsi?" She replied with "that's right!" Oy, vey...!
Example 2, the same donut shop. an idiot named Ernie told me I should try to get a job with the Lakewood police department. I told him it was too late (you had to sign up before jan 25th, it was already Feb). He called me every name in the book. I explained again it's too late. He didn't want to hear it. He came back about a month later, I applied for and passed the Fairview Park exam, and his response was "you finally listened to me."
Anyway, what kind of experiences have you had?
lindasue1718 On January 13, 2010




San Antonio, Texas
#2New Post! Sep 17, 2009 @ 03:04:28
I cant recall a specific example but my husband does this to me..
Mysteria On May 19, 2014
I Am Rogue!





A Small Town, Texas
#3New Post! Sep 17, 2009 @ 05:04:47
1. My neighbor called me around 2 this morning saying she saw my lights on. She wanted to know if I wanted her cousin to mow my lawn. I said I needed to balance my checkbook first. She told me to call her on her cell phone if I decided I needed him. We left it at that.

The guy showed up a few hours later while I was asleep. I was pissed off to say the least. He kept knocking and I had to go to the door, open the curtains, and yell over my dogs barking. I said "Not today." "What?" "Can you come back later?" "What?" I said "Okay" and closed the freakin' curtains.

Someone knocked twice more throughout the morning while I was asleep!

I'll think of more later...
CallMeCricket On October 26, 2009

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Bay City,
#4New Post! Sep 17, 2009 @ 09:11:53
yeah my mom does it all the time, i remind her of something and she says i didnt tell her in the first place
amelie3 On March 07, 2010




Sydney, Australia
#5New Post! Sep 17, 2009 @ 09:25:57
@HiImDan Said

I'm making a thread for all the experiences you've had with people who hear what they want to hear regardless of what you've said.
Anyway, what kind of experiences have you had?



I got stopped at a random breathalyser stop the other night.
This is what happened.

COP: have you been drinking tonight?
Me: No, I haven't had any alcohol. I don't drink. I'm a teetotaler.
COP: So you haven't had anything to drink tonight?
Me: NO. I just said I don't drink.
COP: So you're saying you've had no alcoholic drinks tonight?
Me: I just said I don't drink.
COP: I'm only asking a question (scary look now from the cop)
Me: I haven't had a drink tonight!

plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#6New Post! Sep 17, 2009 @ 09:43:39
@CallMeCricket Said

yeah my mom does it all the time, i remind her of something and she says i didnt tell her in the first place



My mom does that to me all the time too! Drives me up the friggin wall.
smallBUTTerflies On January 07, 2020
Weaker than homeopat





Plymouth,
#7New Post! Sep 17, 2009 @ 09:55:32
I was in health class and I requested to go to the bathroom. The health teacher looked at me and went "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"
So I left it at that and waited until next class.
I asked the next teacher and my phsyco health teacher burst into the room to say "she waited"
With a f***ed up smile.
CallMeCricket On October 26, 2009

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Bay City,
#8New Post! Sep 17, 2009 @ 11:34:00
@amelie3 Said

I got stopped at a random breathalyser stop the other night.
This is what happened.

COP: have you been drinking tonight?
Me: No, I haven't had any alcohol. I don't drink. I'm a teetotaler.
COP: So you haven't had anything to drink tonight?
Me: NO. I just said I don't drink.
COP: So you're saying you've had no alcoholic drinks tonight?
Me: I just said I don't drink.
COP: I'm only asking a question (scary look now from the cop)
Me: I haven't had a drink tonight!




wow hes a smart one!
Wingsy On November 26, 2023
wingsdillialicious!

Moderator




Wingsville,
#9New Post! Sep 19, 2009 @ 00:30:20
The 3 attorneys I work for signed off on my working hours to change them to be 8am to 4:30pm. Now, one of them is throwing a fit about me leaving at 4:30, but when I ask if he wants/needs me to stay late, he says no
Charlemagne On December 10, 2012




Houston,
#10New Post! Sep 19, 2009 @ 01:11:59
@CallMeCricket Said

wow hes a smart one!


LOL-yeah, and they let him carry a pistol.

CallMeCricket On October 26, 2009

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Bay City,
#11New Post! Sep 19, 2009 @ 11:24:00
@Charlemagne Said

LOL-yeah, and they let him carry a pistol.




yeah scary huh, some cops say the stupidest things
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#12New Post! Sep 21, 2009 @ 04:28:47
Then there was the time when I told my mom and grandma USING THAT LOGIC I used to beat my ex-Shirley. What logic? The logic that says everyone who beats their wife/girlfriend will say "if I beat her I'd have put her into next week". Mom:oh, I love Judge Judy! She says every time someone beats their wife/girlfriend and she calls them out he says "if I beat her I would have put her into next week! Me:um....using that logic you could say I beat Shirley. Mom and Grandma: YOU USED TO BEAT SHIRLEY??
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#13New Post! Oct 21, 2009 @ 20:00:25
Nurse braindead: duh, tell me about your diabetes.
Me: well, I do have frequent flukes.
Nurse braindead:oh, that's horrible! all that fat and sugar!
Me:'scuse me?
Nurse braindead:well, all that ice cream and regular soda! you shouldn't do that!
Me: do what?
Nurse braindead:you just told me you have frequent floats!
Me: FLUKES!
Nurse braindead: (like a deer starinig into headlights)
me: like a phenomenon?
Nurse braindead: (poor deer)
Me: something that's not supposed to happen?
Nurse braindead: (The deer would be dead by now)
Me:Like I take insulin and my blood sugar goes up instead of down?
Nurse braindead: That doesn't happen
Wingsy On November 26, 2023
wingsdillialicious!

Moderator




Wingsville,
#14New Post! Oct 21, 2009 @ 23:27:59
Don't forget that I was trying to kill you by giving you food when your blood sugar was low instead of freaking out and calling an ambulance!
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#15New Post! Oct 21, 2009 @ 23:28:54
@Wingsy Said

Don't forget that I was trying to kill you by giving you food when your blood sugar was low instead of freaking out and calling an ambulance!



You're a bad girlfriend

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