when you want to collect pennies on the highway, you wait to until rush hour to it.
you shouldn't worry about breaking a mirror to have seven years of bad luck.
you should why your reflection is piss off at you, and refuse to come to the mirror standing in front of you.
if you think your wife is stunning beauty with a mud plant on her face, how ugly is your wife without the mud plant on her face?
if you are trying to kill yourself, you shouldn't try to put a head into an electric oven.
you think a greatest thing to come women, you married a beautiful asian woman. every man know that you have a winner for a wife.
you have a little communication with her, the only that your wife can said in english.
" that's 20 dollars, sailor! "
if you ever wonder why your father seem to hate you, or doesn't ever like you all your life. your mother is always apologises to you about your father's bad prank at hospital, when you were born.
again explain the beautiful day, you were born in delivery room. you were a beautiful baby went you came out of mother.
your mother look at you, she holding you in her arms and then your father look down at you.
your mother said to your father, and she said, " honey, you look the beautiful treasure, we have now."
then your father holding a big shovel in his hands and looking at you, with a big smile at you, and said:
" let's buried it! "