The vicar

A vicar is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press the doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small, and the doorbell is placed at normal adult height, and the little fellow just can't reach.
After watching the boy's sorry efforts for some time as he moves closer to the boy's position, the vicar steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing one hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over the boy and gives the doorbell a solid ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the vicar smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

To which the urchin replies, "Now we run like Hell!"