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rondetto On about 15 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 15, 2014 @ 12:15:54
A cowboy has lived to an extremely old age, and one day his grandson asked him to what he attributes his long life.

"Well, you know that every morning, I have a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast," says the old timer. His grandson nods. "Before I eat it, I sprinkle a little gunpowder on it, every day," The ancient cowpoke adds. The grandson decides to follow his grandfather's breakfast regimen, and each morning of his life, he has oatmeal with gunpowder sprinkled on it.

Sure enough, the grandson lives to the ripe old age of 97, and when he died, he left seven children, twenty one grandchildren, eighteen great-grandchildren, and a fifteen foot hole in the side of the crematorium.
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Sep 15, 2014 @ 18:25:24
@rondetto Said

A cowboy has lived to an extremely old age, and one day his grandson asked him to what he attributes his long life.

"Well, you know that every morning, I have a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast," says the old timer. His grandson nods. "Before I eat it, I sprinkle a little gunpowder on it, every day," The ancient cowpoke adds. The grandson decides to follow his grandfather's breakfast regimen, and each morning of his life, he has oatmeal with gunpowder sprinkled on it.

Sure enough, the grandson lives to the ripe old age of 97, and when he died, he left seven children, twenty one grandchildren, eighteen great-grandchildren, and a fifteen foot hole in the side of the crematorium.



rondetto On about 15 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Sep 15, 2014 @ 18:42:59
Hi Pat
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
It's all or nothing





Lauderhill, Florida
#4New Post! Sep 15, 2014 @ 20:39:41
How's it going? Keep up with the great jokes Rondetto.
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