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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 12, 2017 @ 13:36:45
Husband: "My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !"
Police man: "Height ?"
Husband: "I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. "
Police man: "Weight ?"
Husband: "Don't know. Not slim, not really fat."
Police man: "Colour of eyes ?"
Husband: "Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed."
Police man: "Colour of hair ?"
Husband: "Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember."
Police man: "What was she wearing ?"
Husband: "Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly."
Police man: What kind of car did she go in ?
Husband: She went in my van.
Police man: "What kind of van was it ?"
Husband: "A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Pirelli tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting."
At this point the husband started choking up.
Police man: "Calm down sir, we'll find your van!!!!!!!!!!!"
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 12, 2017 @ 14:01:09
@rondetto Said

Husband: "My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !"
Police man: "Height ?"
Husband: "I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. "
Police man: "Weight ?"
Husband: "Don't know. Not slim, not really fat."
Police man: "Colour of eyes ?"
Husband: "Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed."
Police man: "Colour of hair ?"
Husband: "Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember."
Police man: "What was she wearing ?"
Husband: "Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly."
Police man: What kind of car did she go in ?
Husband: She went in my van.
Police man: "What kind of van was it ?"
Husband: "A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Pirelli tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting."
At this point the husband started choking up.
Police man: "Calm down sir, we'll find your van!!!!!!!!!!!"



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