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rondetto On about 17 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 17, 2016 @ 19:02:06
A blonde and a redhead bought a farm. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have £500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for £499. Having only one pound left, she goes to the post office and finds out that it costs one pound per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde you see so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 17, 2016 @ 22:21:48
@rondetto Said

A blonde and a redhead bought a farm. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have £500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for £499. Having only one pound left, she goes to the post office and finds out that it costs one pound per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde you see so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"


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