my old friend was a sheep herder ni nam he killed three people with there bare
hands shot four and performed acts of necrofelia on 5.

my dog has four leggs.


marcus is awsome and made this sig

My dogg has four legs, a black belt in ninjitsu, and speaks Tibetan fluently....

I once walked into a strip clib wearing only cowboy boots and nipple clamps, and was sexually assaulted by 12 strippers, who all proclaim to this day that I am there babies daddy....


I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille ? I would ask a blind person, but they've never "seen it", They're blind...

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. But Skynet pre-sets the switch to read-only when we're sent out alone.


"You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.."

proud member of the tawaaw association group

i played the dad in family ties.

I played Optimus prime in the movie transformers, was also Arnold Schwartzeneggars stunt double in all of the terminator films,and wrote the screen play for the third one while touring Europe on camel back....

I beat hulk hogan in an arm wrestling match in front of his Mother...


I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille ? I would ask a blind person, but they've never "seen it", They're blind...

*SLAP* .....OWE!!!! Well, the reason you got crushed is because I traveled back in time,right before you and Strategically placed a large "thingy" in a factory at your exact arrival point, to make sure that terminator three would go off without a hitch...I only wrote the script so I could see arnold in a Girdle....He's fat now...

After writing the script and touring Europe by camel, I invented a magical meat grinder, that reads palms, and leaves the user handless...


I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille ? I would ask a blind person, but they've never "seen it", They're blind...

i see....following the theme of this story... does that mean you're your own dad?

i trained from an early age in the tibetan mountains, and pucnh a can of beans open.

I Can open a can of beans with my "mental can-opener", and kill a yack with Mind bullets from 400yards away...

I went to college before I could speak, and won the nobel peace prize at the tender age of two months old, my biological father (shredder from ninja turtles) accepted it for me, in my honor, since I was too short to stand behind the podeum...


I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille ? I would ask a blind person, but they've never "seen it", They're blind...

i had an invent off with macguyver using only paperclips and our mullets.
and i almost won.

*~*Slayer of Trolls, Do-gooder extrodinare*~*Resident Teacher and Grammar Guru*~*


link [www.dealtaker.com]

I was Mcguyver's personal trainer and acting coach, I taught him everything he knows about paperclips, he stole the Mullet hairdo from me.

I then went on to co-star in many of the episodes as the evil genius villian, until I lost a testicle in the filming of my most recent movie, Big STiX and SiX CHIXS.. Which I starred as the BIG STICK....


I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille ? I would ask a blind person, but they've never "seen it", They're blind...

oh really? i lost both boobs in filming "my big knockers"


The Tartan Tart is my super heroine...

Purple_and_gold is awesome.

Spoony and Fishy are Cool

Flirting is so much fun, no matter who its with, its so damn fun. I love it.

i have huge nockers that i nocked myself and my dad out eith them

i have eyes at the back of my head


your just jelous because that i can act retarded in public and people still love me!!

I've got eyes in the back of my head and an extra set of lips growing out of my forehead.

Jessica Alba's my girlfriend.


Fred 3:16 "YabbaDabbaDo unto others as you'd have them YabbDabbaDo unto you"

me & Pepper 2/16/8