Once I got eaten by her I melted her from the inside and made her into a jelly which I fed to starving children in Bosnia...then I killed them.

I have chapstick!



Bunny Power!

I have 499 giant tubes of chapstick


I won a date with Orlando Bloom


If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I won Orlando Bloom in a bet 3 years ago, I put him on a horse at the races which had a 3 for one and I got another 2 of him when it won. I sold them all to a pet store and got $38 bux for them which I bought a candy bar with.



I like blue mushrooms!



Bunny Power!

I like blue mushrooms and red ones too. I use the blue ones to bring people back to the Matrix and the red ones to bring people to the truth.

I pearced my belly button.


If you don't eat your meat how can you have any pudding?

I got stabbed through the belly button with a giant sword, then I had the one ring from the lord of the rings placed through the now loose flap of skin.


I ate a puppy.



Bunny Power!

I'm really comfortable. And wide awake. Oh, and I had an awesome day.


Jenny's Weird Friend can be your weird friend, too!

My day was so awesome that I got to kiss Johnny Depp and win a million dollars

I am 7'8 tall


If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I am 100 feet tall and I blow radiation from my mouth and I plow through Tokyo destroying everything in my path.

I like rap music


If you don't eat your meat how can you have any pudding?

I write Rap music by the name of DJ Awastatymizzle

I can jump on a pogo stick for 3 hours straight

Oh yeah, I once spent an entire spring break on a pogo stick in a rap battle with dr. dre


If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk. *scoffs* Little kids...

i cut my wife up and stored her in lime for later use
dead girls dont say no


"You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.."

proud member of the tawaaw association group

Oh yeah!...umm...I don't really want to touch that one...

I am a member of Wham! (for the younger peeps out there, that is an old and lame 80's band....I feel so old for having to explain that!)


Stick Up Picks Comics Stick Figures: Simple, Yet Satisfying!

Yeah? Well, I'm all the other members of Wham - I did it with mirrors!

I'm growing some fennel on my windowsill at the moment.


Please feel free to visit my site, for teens looking for help in their early-adult years:
How to Survive your Teens

yeah? well i slept with some of the members from wham!! ooh what now?!?! yeah!

Not only did I sleep with all members of wham I contracted a flesh eating bacteria while making out with Cher, while Michael Jackson sang Billy Joe is not my Lover... acccapella, while dancing in a banana hammock and holding a video camera...Then the flesh eating bacteria jumped off of me and right on to Michaels nose, then spread all over his body and started eating his blackness, until he was almost completely white, Cher pointed and laughed. then we reminiced of the good ole days when we used to have threesomes with Sonny, and paid Gene Simmons to sabbotage Sonny's left ski, because he was showboating in the sack...

I learned how to be a profesional competative sheep hearder back in vietnam...


I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille ? I would ask a blind person, but they've never "seen it", They're blind...