One of the usual 'person before you' thingies: Tell a lie about how you've out-done the person above you and then make a new claim of your own! You can make your new claim true or a lie, it's up to you. Mine's true, by the way

For example:

"I ate sheep's eyes once."

"Yeah? Well I ate a sheep's fleece.

My house caught fire last year."

"Yeah? Well, I've been cremated.

Etc. Etc. You get the idea. I'll start!

I used to share the same local as Julian Clary.


If all the flies were just one fly, what an enormous fly it would be!

I laughed when my friend through a rock at a cat


DON'T THINK JUST CLICK

Yeah? I threw a mountain at TWO cats!

I broke my leg last year

OH YEAH? I broke both legs and arms in a fight with a moutain lion last year


If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Yeah? Well, I got in a fight with an alien. And I won.

I'm really good at HTML.


If all the flies were just one fly, what an enormous fly it would be!

I'm so good at HTML that I outdid Bill Gates in a contest

I won first prize in the Gymnastics contest


If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Well, I'm Darcy Bussell's daughter.

I do a really good bolognese.


If all the flies were just one fly, what an enormous fly it would be!

I'm Wolfgang Puck's wife and I can make an even tastier one than he can.

I just won a BMW


If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Oh yeah? Well I won a BMW and ran it over a cliff and then got a pink Limo in the insurance settlement!

I can't read!


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I can't read plus I am so blind that I have to wear three pairs of glasses on top of each other

My hair is so curly it birds nest in it.


If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

My hair is so curly it has a tree in it with a birds nest in it!

I beat up a mountain lion with a spork!


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I beat up a mountain lion with a spork then ate his brains with it!


I based jumped off the Statue of Liberty

Oh yeah! I based jumped off of the Statue of Liberty while it was being brought over to the USA from France!

I can count to 20 million in less than a half a second!


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Yeah well I can count to 3 trillion in a millisecond!!

I once punched Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in the face at the same time




That was a pot brownie, you're stoned off your ass!

oh yeah! I AM Paris Hilton and Britney Spears!

I once ate a whole dragon in one bite while running on stilts!


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