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HiImDan Cleveland, the boil on the but | #1  Aug 21, 2011 @ 19:01:27The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d***s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! It just doesn't get more accurate than that!  | ||||||
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Fritzy Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox, | #2 Aug 21, 2011 @ 19:22:00 @HiImDan Said  The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d***s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! It just doesn't get more accurate than that! They should have done this 30 years ago when Reagan took office.  | ||||||
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| HiImDan Cleveland, the boil on the but | #3 Aug 21, 2011 @ 19:44:41 | ||||||
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| Fritzy Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox, | #4 Aug 21, 2011 @ 19:49:11 | ||||||
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Rini , Georgia | #5 Dec 12, 2012 @ 14:09:58 @HiImDan Said The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d***s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! It just doesn't get more accurate than that!  I have heard this one before but I seriously think they SHOULD do it just to see what happens. | ||||||
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goldie288 Houston, | #6 Jan 12, 2013 @ 21:41:54Or even earlier - when FDR introduced social security | ||||||
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