I've come to the conclusion that life is all supposed to be one, big, massive sex orgy that somebody went and screwed up.

What do you all think?

There's far more truth in that than you might think, nearly every ancient culture mixed sex and religion. I guess our habit of yelling.."Oh Go-o-o-o-d" at certain moments might account for it.
Orgies were a quintessential part of communing with or calling forth or paying homage to, the local diety, and no-one has ever accused priests of lacking imagination, or missing an opportunity!
They are human after all, and no-one in those days seemed to find celibacy attractive!
Funny that...