Suddenly Male? Inspired by Vizzy's Thread Entitled "Suddenly Female"

So, ladies, we've heard what men would do if they woke up and were female. Now, what would you do if you woke up one morning and were male (for 24 hours only)?

Looks like they don't know what they'd do......guess they don't like the idea of work.

sleep with as many people as I can just to see if I could get away with it

Haha, I know! I guess it's just more fun for a guy to turn into a woman for a day than for a woman to turn into a guy for a day.

I'd walk into an auto parts store and buy something for my Jeep, just so I can go in there for once without some guy patronizing me..."Are you sure you need this and not that? Did you husband tell you to get this?" Grr... I know what I need for my car, thanks.

Try to remember to zip up my jeans slowly and make sure its all tucked in

OMG-its alive!

I'd go pee in JMO's sink...just kidding. Really though I have no idea. I'd probably be grossed out tho. I don't think id want to have a hairy ball sac attatched to my body even just for 24 hours.

My 25 year ols son still remenbers when I zipped him up at 5 years old outch

hairy ball sack. Can you imagine if women rubbed that up against blokes thered be hell to pay.

Ahhhhhhhh. That would suck.id call in sick, and be an alcoholic for the day after taking a sleeping pill and locking my doors.

i'd also get head, and try and control my pee I seriously don't reckon i could keep it in the toilet bowl....