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New Post! Aug 13, 2009 @ 23:28:23#1
cmv

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For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian.



General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.

Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.




Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

In a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:!
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, this interview was over

On November 22, 2009
New Post! Aug 13, 2009 @ 23:32:25#2
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That is hilarious!




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New Post! Aug 13, 2009 @ 23:53:16#3
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New Post! Aug 14, 2009 @ 00:35:45#4
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HA good one




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New Post! Aug 14, 2009 @ 00:54:55#5
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He tourched her ass!




On November 21, 2009
New Post! Aug 14, 2009 @ 01:11:35#6
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"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime."
On November 22, 2009
New Post! Aug 14, 2009 @ 01:14:11#7
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I like that. She deserved it!!!




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New Post! Aug 14, 2009 @ 05:16:49#8
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i know i loved it i was pmsl when i read it

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New Post! Aug 14, 2009 @ 07:18:48#9
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34/F/The Oaks, Australia
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Heard this a while back and yes it is a spectacular response-well done.

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New Post! Aug 14, 2009 @ 07:20:48#10
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Brilliant..





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My cat has a fetish for leapordskin, i have a blankey with the print on it and if he sees it he runs up and makes ferocious bread on it.
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New Post! Aug 14, 2009 @ 07:21:12#11
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That was GREAT!

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New Post! Sep 08, 2009 @ 08:30:53#12
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kudos to the major general... in your face!!! haha

On September 09, 2009
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"You will have sheksh with me." -James Bond

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That is so awesome.




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New Post! Sep 08, 2009 @ 08:55:48#15
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You have to admit its true

no wonder the interview ended!! would love to have be a fly on the wall

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