Some. Things Should Never be Said While Having Sex

But everybody looks funny naked

I Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober.

No, really... I do this part better myself!

A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!

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I need more beer


Your dad does that a lot better


My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer

It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!

.I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!

you look like my mom without her make up on.

You know I was really trying to pick up your friend .

You woke me up for that?

wait a minute, my pinky finger is drying. after that we have sex.

darling, what you are doing, i'm in the next room.

Can you quiet down? I am trying to concentrate.

"I dunno, sweetie. I think your mustache makes you look even cuter."

Got any penicillin?

Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!

I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! [smile]https://i.tfster.com/tx/600x2500/i38/2/6/4/tfswhiteswan_6efb67d1b2f3737d54804764ee086c74.gif">

damn, darling, why do looking better in my pumps than I do?

darling, you have my bra on backward.

A little rug burn never hurt anyone!