This one time, I was staying in my parent's motor home behind their cabin...
I was suddenly awoken one night, by a loud THUMP!
I lay there for a second... Wondering if I'd actually heard it...
THUMP!!!
My heart is pounding in my chest...
THUMP THUMP!!!
I got brave and pounded the wall of the RV... THUMP! THUMP!
...
THUMP THUMP!!
I could practically feel my heart beating thru my chest...
W.T.F?!?!?
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!!
I slowly reached under the bunk where there was a flashlight in the drawer, one of those heavy duty Maglites... I slowly took it out...
THUMP THUMP!!!
f***. Heart attack city!
I slowly took the blankets off... slowly climbed out of bed...
THUMP! THUMP!!!
I slowly reach for the wicker curtain thing, that separates the bed area from the kitchen area...
THUMP!
My heart is in my throat!
My hand is on the curtain... I'm about ready to throw it open and confront this f***ing monster that I'm sure is about to kill me...
THUMP!
FLASHLIGHT OVER MY SHOULDER IN ATTACK MODE, I WHIP THAT CURTAIN OPEN!!!!
"AAAARRRRHHHH!!!!"
The flashlight remains in the air... I look out past the windows...
...
It had f***ing SNOWED.
The RV is parked under trees...
The monster I was about to brain with my flashlight was the snow falling in clumps from the trees!!!!