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rondetto On about 5 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 05, 2015 @ 17:19:24
There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a petrol station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its about average!"
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
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Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Mar 05, 2015 @ 21:40:34
At least the attendant was honest.
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