A guy got his date out on a country road and pretended to run out of gas hoping to make out. She wasn't going for it and said she had a $100 bill in her purse and she'd buy gas, but he'd have to walk to town to get it.
He said would but had to pee first. While he was doing his business, the girl decided to light a match near the gas neck to see if there was any gas in there.
There was a big explosion, and she called out to him, "Honey, help me find my purse, it's got my $100 in it!"
He replied, "Hell with that. Help me find my right hand, it's got my d*** in it!"
Nov 23, 2014 @ 16:16:20
