Quotes Of The Week

(1)- Men are gentle, honest and straightforward. Women are convoluted, deceptive and dangerous.
--Erin Pizzey

(2)- It requires nothing less than a chivalric feeling to sustain a conversation with a lady.
--Henry David Thoreau

(3)- Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's beauty aid is still a near-sighted man.
--Yoko Ono

(4)- One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, but two at a time, there's no mortal can bear.
--John Gay, Begger's Opera

(5)- At male strip shows, it is still the women that we watch, the audience of women and their eager faces. They are more obscene than if they were dancing naked themselves.
--Jean Baudrillard

(6)- It is because of men that women dislike one another.
--Jean De La Bruyere

(7)- Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims to women who make advances to them.
--Walter Bagehot

(8)- Men and women, women and men; it will never work.
--Erica Jong

(9)- While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial. Gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.
--Andrea Dworkin

(10)- When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
--Charles M. Smith

(11)- There are three things I have loved but never understood. Art, music and women.
--Bernard Le Bovier Fontenelle

(12)- The mouth of a cannon is safer than the mouth of a scorned woman.
--Unknown

(13)- Conversation is when three women stand on the corner talking. Gossip is when one of them leaves.
--Herb Shriner

(14)- Being married to the sleepy-souled women is just like playing at cards for nothing; no passion is excited and the time is filled up. I do not however, envy a fellow one of those honeysuckle wives for my part, as they are but creepers at best and commonly destroy the tree they so tenderly cling about.
--Samuel Johnson, "The Great Cham of Literature".