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(1)- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
--Joan Rivers

(2)- A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
--Joan Rivers

(3)- The wife, or bitter half.
--Ambrose Bierce

(4)- I went from full-figured to fat, from fat to obese, from obese to morbidly obese.
--Star Jones

(5)- It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.
--The Bible, Proverbs(ch. XXI, v. 9)

(6)- A wife is a gift bestowed upon man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise.
--Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

(7)- Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
--Francis Cady Stanton

(- Imprisoned in every fat woman, a thin one is wildly signaling to be let out.
--Unknown

(9)- Women's sexual powers are enormous. All cultures have seen it. Men know it. Women know it. The only people who don't know it are feminists. Desensualized, desexualized, neurotic women.
--Camille Paglia

(10)- The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he's asleep.
--Chuck Jones

(11)- Women have very little idea how much men hate them.
--Germaine Greer

(12)-We must allow ourselves to be deflected by the feminists who are anxious to force us to regard the two sexes as completely equal in position and worth.
--Sigmund Freud