(1)- If Bill Clinton was Moses, he would have come down with the Ten Suggestions.
--Bill Maher

(2)- The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
--Lenny Bruce

(3)- Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the Internationl House of Pancakes.
--Pat Buchanan

(4)- Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
--Craig Kilborn

(5)- Bill Clinton and Al Gore are yesterday's news, and I think there's very little to be gained by talking about them.
--John Engler

(6)- I watched his metamorphosis for eight years. And where I could have voted for him eight years ago. I could not have voted for him now.
--Linda Tripp on Al Gore

(7)- I found the former Vice President Al Gore's speech today so dispiriting, not to say pathetic.
--Tucker Carlson

(- When I think of the person that I thought was Bill Clinton. I think he had genuine remorse. When I think of the person that I now see is 100 percent politician. I think he's sorry he got caught.
--Monica Lewinsky