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trencher On March 01, 2008




Hades, California
#1New Post! Jan 12, 2006 @ 18:28:58
(1)-Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.
--Peter Boyle

(2)-Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice.
--Bill Cosby

(3)-Woman's dearest delight is to wound man's self-conceit, though Man's dearest delight is to gratify hers.
--George Bernard Shaw
seekurbliss On January 22, 2007




Memphis, Tennessee
#2New Post! Jan 12, 2006 @ 18:46:43
good ones


Q: Why do men talk so dirty?
A: So they can wash their mouth out with beer.

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: Who has the time?


bored_06 On February 19, 2007




, United States (general)
#3New Post! Feb 02, 2006 @ 13:07:49
Men are a*****es!
badgerwoods On February 18, 2012




Aalesund, Norway
#4New Post! Nov 16, 2011 @ 19:33:54
Yes we are
SparklyKatie On March 07, 2014
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Sheffield, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Nov 16, 2011 @ 19:39:06
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being." - Oscar Wilde.

"Men play the game; women know the score" - Roger Woddis.
ReAdSaLoT On September 23, 2019




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#6New Post! Nov 16, 2011 @ 19:39:30
"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
- Victor Borge talking about Mozart

"Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?"
- Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol

"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me."
- Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along."
- Groucho Marx

"Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear."
- Mick Ronson

"Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
Now she's at rest and so am I"
- John Dryden on his wife
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