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DoctorWeird On August 02, 2019




, New Zealand
#1New Post! Jul 17, 2015 @ 10:41:20
A woman who is 7 months pregnant has a car crash. She is driven to hospital and falls into a coma for 2 months.

When she wakes up, she finds she is no longer pregnant. A doctor walks in to talk to her. "We performed a C-Section on you while you were in coma. You have a boy and a girl. Your brother came in and named them" he informed.

"Oh no! Not my brother! He is an idiot!" the woman thought to herself. Expecting the worst, she asks "What did he name the girl?"

"Denise" he replied.

"Well, maybe I was wrong my brother. I like Denise" she thought to herself once again. She then asks "What did he name the boy?"

"Denephew"
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