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rondetto On about 5 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 25, 2014 @ 09:44:56
A man goes to see his Doctor, "Doctor,something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Doctor asked, 'What's wrong?'
The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'
The Doctor, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'
The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'
The Doctor then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'
A week later the Doctor calls the man and says, 'Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours.You want my advice?'
The man said yes and the Doctor replied,'If I were you I'd take the poison..'
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#2New Post! Aug 25, 2014 @ 18:31:10
If she really wanted to poison him, she could've borrowed one of my socks.
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