Parle-vous francais??

i am a french student (as in american student studying french) and i want to do some traveling when i'm older, the problem is...my french sucks and i was wondering if someone could practice talking with me!
i'll translate thisinto french the best i can...

je suis une etudiant francais et je veut voyager quand j'ai plus annees. Cette est la probleme...ma francais est tres mal! J'etait ettone si quelqu'un peut practique parler avec moi.

you see, i have a friend who lives there and is coming to visit me this summer, and i want to be a decent translator, even though she knows english pretty well
Thankyou for reading this long and painful message, ex's and oh!'s ```Layne

Nope
sorry, couldn't help you if my life depended on it
..I'm better at Spanish, or Italian, but can't speak french for s**t..sorry.

Oui, je suis une etudiant francais aussi... mes professors dit que je parle la langue bien mais je pense que je parle la langue tres mal

^^^^^^^^That's just an example of how bad I am lol

Je parle en francais un peu Je pense que Je ne suis pas trop bon a ca.

by the way, its "mon francais" not "ma francais"

Je suis une etudiante americaine etudiant le francais et je voudrais voyager quand je serais plus agee.

j'aimerais pouvoir (instead of je voudrais, sounds better)

your french isnt bad, i'm in for a crash course tomorrow (the boyfriend is french.. no speakie english..) should be funny!

pm me if you like?

I can help you. I'm from Qu?bec. My english sucks a lot but my french is excellent.

Je parle fran?ais car je suis du Qu?bec. Peut-?tre que l'on peut ?changer nos connaissances respectives.

Moi aussi je peux aider, je suis fran?aise de Paris en plus !
je suis ?tudiante en commerce international donc tout mes cours sont en anglais.

I can help, too. I'm french from Paris !
I'm an international trade' student, so all my courses are in english.

i cant do french
im a massive failure at it

Oui, je parle francais.

Unfortunately, i do not know how to make those little curly marks under or above letters...

Sorry i can only speak German so i'm not much help.

the only thing i know is "we" which means yes...right?

u said "we". well that's how u would pronounce it

Je parle francais
But unfortunatly i suck at it

I am English and like to think I'm pretty good at it - after all we invented it! (As John Cleese might say) But seriously, I have been known to write the occasional poem - some quite long ones - but the trouble is I've forgotten most of them now!

However, I may be digressing. French? Ah yes! France and all things French - I am a great Francofile. I've been over to France many times - most recently in the cross-channel train. (Now I know how corned beef feels - or sardines! But a great achievement if not aesthetically rewarding.) My French is pretty good - and I love the country and like the people. I went grape-picking (`la vendage') near Bordeaux one year, and I have been to Paris many times. I find it the most enchanting city and I've been to quite a few - including Sydney in Australia. The Parisians can be a bit abrupt sometimes but I think that's probably true of the denizens of most large cities. The pace of life can get to them maybe. Not that you need to rush round Paris - unless you're driving. Strolling on foot is probably the best - it's quite compact compared to London.
Yes, I love France. Any country that can produce Catherine Deneuve and Emmanuelle Beart (to name but two) is OK by me!!

I like French music too. Funny how in movies it's often represented by an acordian - but you never hear that when you're there. (Maybe a relic of the past?) Their pop is very wistful. Remember `Joe le Taxi' by Vanessa Paradis? I have an even early memory of a song I heard just once by chance on a French radio channel and it's haunted me ever since - something about the life of Harlequin -`Il a les trois coleurs' was a part of the lyric. Anyone shed any light on it? I'd better dry up now! ( By the way don't ask anyone - let's just say I'm old and leave it at that!!)