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New Post! Jan 02, 2008 @ 06:06:44#1
21atlast

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23/F/BRISBANE, Australia
Join Date: Nov 2007

Tour bus driver drives a bus full of seniors down a highway.
A little old lady taps him on the shoulder and offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches on.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.
Finally, he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves. She replies that it is not possible. Because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.
The old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them."

On February 12, 2008
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New Post! Jan 02, 2008 @ 06:12:37#2
satin

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20/F/anywhere, Alabama
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EEEeeeewwwww

On February 03, 2008
New Post! Jan 02, 2008 @ 20:35:39#3
rocky

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I don't get it.

On March 12, 2010
New Post! Jan 02, 2008 @ 20:36:47#4
hedkandi1984_21

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25/F/Plymouth, United Kingdom
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Ugh that's gross!!!

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New Post! Jan 02, 2008 @ 20:38:28#5
rockyhps

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50/M/Granbury, Texas
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rocky said:
I don't get it.



The old lady was sucking the chocolate off the peanuts before giving them to the driver...

Yuck...
On September 22, 2008
New Post! Jan 02, 2008 @ 20:39:07#6
semi_precious_stone

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24/F/, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jun 2007

Ha ha!

Thats not bad!

On March 15, 2010
New Post! Jan 02, 2008 @ 20:39:53#7
queenofhearts

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38/F/, United Kingdom
Join Date: Mar 2007

thats a good one.

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New Post! Jan 02, 2008 @ 20:39:54#8
x_Laura_x
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18/F/East Grinstead, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jun 2007

Ewww

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