one day on a beautiful pasture, there are two horses name timmy and tommy eating the grass under a big tree with their only and best friend, the farmer's dog, leory. the three of them is watch by the owner, the farmer that sitting on his tractor behind on the hill above them. his name was bud.
all sudden, tommy ask to timmy would like to race down the tree about half a mile down the road and come back. timmy noddle his head up and down. the horses are line up on the road. leory on the side road to start the race. leory is going to bark to start the race, leory had a starting pistol once, leory put live round in the pistol instead planks.
to make a long story short, leory shot bub's famous pig's leg off. but another joke about a three-legged pig named Arnold.
now, timmy and tommy are ready for the race. the race is horses has around the tree and come back.
all sudden, leory barks and they are off, and bud watching the race on his tractor. the horse are neck to neck around the bend where the tree is, and timmy is lead.
they are coming in stretch, and look like and easy victory for timmy. but all sudden, tommy and timmy are neck to neck down the 100 yards to victory. all sudden, out of the blue, timmy is inches away for victory. but tommy comes out of nowhere and win the race.
bud seen this race and very please with his two horses. he decide to enters two horses in the annual town's horse races. the winner of the race win 100 dollars and a dinner with leory that they have a ham for dinner. ( twilite, that another story, has nothing with this joke. twilite, stay focus for once!
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the race is here, and timmy and tommy are at the starting line with four other horses. the race is basely starting the end of the town's borderline to other the side of the town. it just one straight line from the edge of town to another. but the horses has to run around a big tree to turn back about a half a mile from the town.
bud and leory is standing on the side where the race to cheer on timmy and tommy. then the mayor of the town use his starting pistol that real bullets in it. the race is about to get set. all horses are ready to go.
all sudden , the mayor shoot the pistol, and leory run toward the mayor jump and grab the gun from the mayor. then leory run away from the mayor. ( twilite, who tell this joke , you or me? hmmm!! twilite, that has nothing to do with this joke. tiger was reading this joke now, i would slap you soo silly now!!
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timmy in the lead and tommy in the back with the few of the horses. it look like a good race now, half way mark, where the tree is. timmy is four or five paces ahead at this stage around tree. where are Arnold the three legged pig standing and cheering for timmy and tommy. ( twilite, this along joke, tiger doesn't care about Arnold. you know that lie about arnold, twilite, bud ate Arnold last year.
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timmy is look really good, a sure thing, he is going to win. tommy has really pick up speed and coming from stretch hard. all other four horses way back from tommy. now the two horses are nose to nose in the race. now, timmy feel that he can win this for sure. all sudden, tommy get use all his strength and win the race by a nose. like he won on the country road before.
bud decide to enter timmy and tommy more races.
( i am sorry ,members, you have that do this constantly interruption by the dumbass twilite, i will have to short this joke somewhat to the Belmont stakes at the end of this joke. wait until get off this post, twilite, i am going kick your ass!!
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what happen next, tommy keep winning all the races, even the ketucky derby. so now they are at the famous Belmont stakes the next before the race.
that the night, tommy and timmy and leory , who is keep them company. they are standing around in the horse tall with other horses that is going be in the race.
timmy said to tommy, " tommy. this is final the last race, then bud going let us retire for horse races forever." now, at this stage, all other horses are listening to timmy, " come on, tommy, let me win this race, these races doesn't mean anything to you, can you let me win this one at least? "
now, the horses are looking at tommy to heard his answer, and tommy in a corner now. tommy thought about it, tommy said to timmy, " yes, my best friend, i will let you will win tomorrow, "
the next day came, all the horse are ready to go, and bud and leory are in the standing watching the race from.
the race begin, and once again, tommy is a big lead than ever before. tommy and the horses way back from timmy. now, timmy is on the home stretch more tan ever before any race.
never before timmy had the confidence to win. once again, fate in her ugly head come again, tommy speed up out of nowhere. timmy and tommy are nose to nose. with out caring, tommy beat timmy once again.
now a month later, tommy, leory ,and timmy are under the big tree n bud's pasture. none of them has talked about the race last month until now.
leory spoke up for the first time how he felt about this whole horse's business. leory said to them, " now, tommy, i sit by your side and not spoke one word of how disappointed i was with you, not letting you let timmy win one race at all."
both timmy and tommy look down at leory, and tommy and said to timmy," i didn't know that dogs can talk? "