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New Post! Jul 03, 2008 @ 02:57:51#1
itsrashid

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For thirty years, Smith had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Smith‘s arrival, it caused a sensation.

All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.

Finally, precisely at Ten, Smaith showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.

He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, “I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself.“

And the boss said, “And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?“

itsrashid last visited July 13, 2008

New Post! Jul 03, 2008 @ 03:11:05#2
loveis

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loveis... 'timeless'...

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New Post! Jul 03, 2008 @ 03:22:15#3
aquariusari

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It is so wrong that I thought something very similar I think it is because of his brief explanation, no follow up


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New Post! Jul 03, 2008 @ 03:27:22#4
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aquariusari said:
It is so wrong that I thought something very similar I think it is because of his brief explanation, no follow up


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loveis... 'timeless'...
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New Post! Jul 03, 2008 @ 04:30:59#5
hopestylee

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Don't wonder why people go crazy. Wonder why they don't. In face of what we can lose in a day, in an instant, wonder what the hell it is that make us hold it together.

hopestylee last visited August 03, 2008
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