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Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:50:00

Demented

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and fellas,we're all in the s*** now

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:50:44

plebian_angel

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34/F/Paradise minus one, Wisconsin
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Shouldn't the sex have a up button?

proud member of the tawaaw association group
Plebs

Maxi

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:50:55

blackfoot1964

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Piss her off by taking the batteries out!

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:52:11

NickoBorgir

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In my experience, women have never actually figured out how to use a remote anyway, so I think we're still safe for a little while.

I was kicked out of my local library for moving all the bibles to the 'fiction' section.

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:53:18

Sweet_Merry

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"Honey, I know what I want for Christmas!" *snickers*

"Honey, I saw this remote I want for Christmas." *hahah!*

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:54:04

blackfoot1964

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plebian_angel said:

Shouldn't the sex have a up button?

You would rather have your partner go up than down?!

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:54:48

NickoBorgir

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Sweet_Merry said:

"Honey, I know what I want for Christmas!" *snickers*

Typical, you women are always thinking about chocolate!

*silence*

Oh well....

I was kicked out of my local library for moving all the bibles to the 'fiction' section.

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:55:17

blackfoot1964

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Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:55:24

Demented

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plebian_angel said:

Shouldn't the sex have a up button?

Only on a single womans remote,once you women marry and get that ring on the finger,that ends a blokes Sex live

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:56:17

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blackfoot1964

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hence the infidelity....

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:56:48

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Sweet_Merry

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Demented said:

Only on a single womans remote,once you women marry and get that ring on the finger,that ends a blokes Sex live

I would beg to differ but I quit begging once I got married.

If men would just take a minute to listen to instructions...

"Honey, I saw this remote I want for Christmas." *hahah!*

Edited: October 22, 2009 @ 11:57

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:57:16

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Demented

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Sweet_Merry said:

"Honey, I know what I want for Christmas!" *snickers*

Oh no you don't

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:57:47

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NickoBorgir

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Sweet_Merry said:

I would beg to differ but I quit begging once I got married.

If men would just take a minute to listen to instructions...

Sorry....what were you saying?....

*silence again*

Oh well, silence is golden, but duct tape is silver....

I was kicked out of my local library for moving all the bibles to the 'fiction' section.

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:59:44

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Sweet_Merry

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Sweet_Merry said:

I would beg to differ but I quit begging once I got married.

If men would just take a minute to listen to instructions...

NickoBorgir said:

Sorry....what were you saying?....

*silence again*

Oh well, silence is golden, but duct tape is silver....

Is that how you play? Now I see...

"Honey, I saw this remote I want for Christmas." *hahah!*

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:59:45

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Ellen

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plebian_angel said:

Shouldn't the sex have a up button?

Yes it most definitely should! There should also be a button for extended foreplay.

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