Octopus

An Octopus walks into a bar and boasts that he can play any musical instrument.

The English man passes him a piano and the Octopus starts to play it better than ELton John.

The Irishman hands him a guitar and the Octopus starts to play it as good as Jummy Hendrix.

Then the Scotsman hands the Octopus a set of bagpipes. After ten minutes struggling with the bagppes the Scotsman askes the Octopus had he given up and admitted he couldn't play them.

Play them? sayes the Octopus I'm gonna shag her brains out as soon as I get these bloody pyjamas off her.

good 1.

good stuff

Keep an eye out for the animal rights activists. They'll be after me for insinuating that the Octopus was stupid.

I an animals rights activist

How did I guess. Or was that me being judgemental again.

Nah I dunno wht ur up to but im gonna find out

that was good for a belly laugh!!!!

Jes she 'll have the thought police after me now

hehehehe what? Im under ur bed!

run ben run

I have a water bed so I hope you have plenty of air in your cylinders

hehehehe, a water bed? Wht if u break it? wait are their sand beds too??

I have flower beds but I've got the shallow side of the waterbed.

damn gtg