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rondetto On about 1 hour ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 17, 2017 @ 12:35:16
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"

"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.

"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms from sir."
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Apr 17, 2017 @ 12:56:57
@rondetto Said

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"

"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.

"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms from sir."




JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#3New Post! Apr 18, 2017 @ 02:45:56
@rondetto Said

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.

"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"

"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.

"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.

"Throw out another anchor, sir."

"Hold on," said the captain. "Wh

ere are you getting all those anchors from?"

"From the same place you're getting your storms from sir."



Possibly the same recruit enlists in the foreign legion. He just split fro his girl. As he's pulling up to the base, there is an old timer eying the new recruits and sees the new recruit looking a little down. So he goes over to cheer him up a bit He says, "Hey newbie. It's not so bad here. See those two trucks over there?" "Sure" said the new guy. "Well on Friday nights, we drive them to town, fill them full of booze and party all night long." "No thanks.I wouldn't like that. I quit drinking after my wife left me." "That's OK! We take those same two trucks to town on Saturday nights and fill them up with all the loose women we can, bring them here and have our way with them all night." "No thanks.I wouldn't like that either. I'm still reeling over my girl. "Well, you're not Gay are you?" "No!" said the recruit! "Well Hell, you"re Not going to like Sunday nights either,"

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