For sanitation. When finished using the toilet, everyone
should put the entire lid down in the closed position.
My Q: Why doesn't everyone realize this - it's pretty damn gross to leave a toilet up and open. You know, you do s*** in there right?
if you leave your ding dong in the toilet, with the lid down. the toilet can inflammable. if your ding dong has gases was inside from you, and put keep the lid down. you are trapping gases inside that your toilet for long time, you made a home made bomb.
this almost a true story that i make up, but no animals were hurt in this fictional story.
when my father was alive, one day, my father made a " big t ( twilite )" in his bedroom bathroom's toilet in 60's, we took pictures of it with our instantimatic ( camera ). if my father was alive, he would bragging the hell this dumper.
my father want to save it for old times sake, you know parents!
my mother came home from grocery shopping. my mother had a dump really bad, you the kind that you fart a lot, and she barely walking. everybody said, " D-A-M-N! ", when you can smell her, when she come out of the car outside, you smell her in the basement with the basement door.
" HMMG, GOOD! " a great smell, better than have a can of freezee! that a good product for your house.
mama barley made upstairs, it the good news, it was a warm summer day in 90's. when mama was walking to her bedroom's toilet, and her farts killed all house flies were hanging the house on the walls. my daddy forgot picked up some fly papers for them that week.
my daddy just realized where mama was going, my daddy jumped out his favorite chair in the living room. it was too late, because he running upstairs. all sudden, my mama was on the can, and i swear to god, this was freak nature, what happen.
children, don't let your mamas do this at home alone.
i have never a someone, who could a fart as loud as my mama did. that moment with the chain reaction of between mama's fart and the gases of " big t " from daddy in the toilet.
i swear god, if i am lying, i'm dying.
almost like the h-bomb explosion in ww 2, the house shook both side of the outside of side and roof of our house blow up. mama flew up in straight in the air, it was like watching apollo 11 taking off from florida. it really cool.
mama flew about three blocks away from our house, and landing on " the golden arch " of mcdonald. by the time , daddy and us got in out station wagon, and got to mcdonald. mama was safe and ok, we had dinner there.
so when, we coming back home, and we had a good meal. we had the windows up in the car with the ac on. all sudden, i laid one on the biggest, loudest, and smellest fart, i had.
i was so proud of myself that day.