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Commander4th On January 20, 2017




, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 17:48:38
This is basically questions you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex, and hopefully a forum member can answer your question, can be as serious or silly as you like.

Q. Why do women always insist men leave the toilet seat down, why do you make a big deal about it and why don't you leave it up for us men?
twilitezone911 12 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 17:56:07
my ex-wife and i went on vacation in michigan once.

my question is i should worry that in michigan, my wife ran off with a lighthouse, i never saw her again. my ex-wive marriage that lighthouse now.

my question should be happy for my ex-wive or the lighthouse?
Commander4th On January 20, 2017




, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 18:00:57
@twilitezone911 Said

my ex-wife and i went on vacation in michigan once.

my question is i should worry that in michigan, my wife ran off with a lighthouse, i never saw her again. my ex-wive marriage that lighthouse now.

my question should be happy for my ex-wive or the lighthouse?


Probably nothing towards your ex wife, but sorrow towards the lighthouse as it now has to bear the load you once carried
floydgirrl On January 19, 2017
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#4New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 18:09:56
@Commander4th Said

This is basically questions you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex, and hopefully a forum member can answer your question, can be as serious or silly as you like.

Q. Why do women always insist men leave the toilet seat down, why do you make a big deal about it and why don't you leave it up for us men?


because we fall in if you leave it up, you don't fall in if we put it up. It's more of a chivalry thing.
twilitezone911 12 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 18:10:51
@Commander4th Said

This is basically questions you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex, and hopefully a forum member can answer your question, can be as serious or silly as you like.

Q. Why do women always insist men leave the toilet seat down, why do you make a big deal about it and why don't you leave it up for us men?



there reason why is because when i was a kid, i was told by my sisters to leave the toliet's lid open.

one night, when i was a kid, i forgot to put the seat down, and left it up. my sister didn't turn on the bathroom's light, and she fell in the toilet. she tried to pushed her way out of the toilet.

here is tragedy unfolded, my sister screamed loudly. because her hand accidently, grabbed on the toliet's handle.

by the time, my two sisters and i got out of bed, and rushed to the bathroom, our beloved three sister hand was wave at us. as she flushed down through the toilet's drain, that last time, i saw my third sister alive.

this is my reason, i leave the toilet's seat down for any woman.
twilitezone911 12 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#6New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 18:14:19
@Commander4th Said

Probably nothing towards your ex wife, but sorrow towards the lighthouse as it now has to bear the load you once carried



no, she tell me why she was leaving me for the lighthouse. because the bastard " light up her! " , i wasn't it!
floydgirrl On January 19, 2017
Stalkee





Pope's Wine Celler, Holy See (
#7New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 18:33:21
Why is it so important to men to keep the toilet seat up and not put it down for their lady friends? OR is it that you just like to whine about it?
Deal_With_It On about 3 hours ago




Stevens Pass, Washington
#8New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 18:39:00
@Commander4th Said

This is basically questions you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex, and hopefully a forum member can answer your question, can be as serious or silly as you like.

Q. Why do women always insist men leave the toilet seat down, why do you make a big deal about it and why don't you leave it up for us men?

I have no idea. I could never figure out what the big deal was. I have to tell you though, my husband always said I was an unusual woman. I blame my dad.
chaski On about 1 hour ago
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#9New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 19:06:40
I am a male.

I close the toilet seat and the lid also.

It looks better.

In addition, if you have a pets (dogs and/or cats) and leave the lid up, your pets will drink out of the toilet....sooner or later...
Mankysparrow On about 2 hours ago




London, United Kingdom
#10New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 19:16:48
I don't care as long as no one has pissed on it.
LuckyCharms On about 2 hours ago
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#11New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 21:20:26
@Commander4th Said

This is basically questions you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex, and hopefully a forum member can answer your question, can be as serious or silly as you like.

Q. Why do women always insist men leave the toilet seat down, why do you make a big deal about it and why don't you leave it up for us men?


For sanitation. When finished using the toilet, everyone should put the entire lid down in the closed position.


My Q: Why doesn't everyone realize this - it's pretty damn gross to leave a toilet up and open. You know, you do s*** in there right?

adrinachrome On about 7 hours ago




Fukitall, Arizona
#12New Post! Jan 10, 2017 @ 22:35:41
What's with the saying one thing but meaning another? Or the expectations that i should just know?

Lady, how the f*** am i supposed to know what you want without you telling me?

Communication... Key ingredient im getting what you want.

How come your car is always so cluttered? Clean that s***. Damn.

If food is my choice understand that im getting what i want and not what you want. Why leave it up to me when you already know what you want?

Keep your f***ing damn hands off of my food! What's up with that anyways? You dont see me reaching onto your plate.


It's my house, ill leave the toilet seat in whatever f***ing position i damn please.
twilitezone911 12 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#13New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 00:05:03
@LuckyCharms Said

For sanitation. When finished using the toilet, everyone should put the entire lid down in the closed position.


My Q: Why doesn't everyone realize this - it's pretty damn gross to leave a toilet up and open. You know, you do s*** in there right?




if you leave your ding dong in the toilet, with the lid down. the toilet can inflammable. if your ding dong has gases was inside from you, and put keep the lid down. you are trapping gases inside that your toilet for long time, you made a home made bomb.

this almost a true story that i make up, but no animals were hurt in this fictional story.

when my father was alive, one day, my father made a " big t ( twilite )" in his bedroom bathroom's toilet in 60's, we took pictures of it with our instantimatic ( camera ). if my father was alive, he would bragging the hell this dumper.

my father want to save it for old times sake, you know parents!

my mother came home from grocery shopping. my mother had a dump really bad, you the kind that you fart a lot, and she barely walking. everybody said, " D-A-M-N! ", when you can smell her, when she come out of the car outside, you smell her in the basement with the basement door.

" HMMG, GOOD! " a great smell, better than have a can of freezee! that a good product for your house.

mama barley made upstairs, it the good news, it was a warm summer day in 90's. when mama was walking to her bedroom's toilet, and her farts killed all house flies were hanging the house on the walls. my daddy forgot picked up some fly papers for them that week.

my daddy just realized where mama was going, my daddy jumped out his favorite chair in the living room. it was too late, because he running upstairs. all sudden, my mama was on the can, and i swear to god, this was freak nature, what happen.

children, don't let your mamas do this at home alone.

i have never a someone, who could a fart as loud as my mama did. that moment with the chain reaction of between mama's fart and the gases of " big t " from daddy in the toilet.

i swear god, if i am lying, i'm dying.

almost like the h-bomb explosion in ww 2, the house shook both side of the outside of side and roof of our house blow up. mama flew up in straight in the air, it was like watching apollo 11 taking off from florida. it really cool.

mama flew about three blocks away from our house, and landing on " the golden arch " of mcdonald. by the time , daddy and us got in out station wagon, and got to mcdonald. mama was safe and ok, we had dinner there.

so when, we coming back home, and we had a good meal. we had the windows up in the car with the ac on. all sudden, i laid one on the biggest, loudest, and smellest fart, i had.

i was so proud of myself that day.
mrmhead On about 5 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#14New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 16:38:31
@LuckyCharms Said

For sanitation. When finished using the toilet, everyone should put the entire lid down in the closed position.


My Q: Why doesn't everyone realize this - it's pretty damn gross to leave a toilet up and open. You know, you do s*** in there right?



Then how is the dog supposed to get water?



Our medicine cabinet is above the toilet and I just know there are plenty of things waiting to make a high-dive if I don't put the lid down.
floydgirrl On January 19, 2017
Stalkee





Pope's Wine Celler, Holy See (
#15New Post! Jan 11, 2017 @ 16:42:19
@adrinachrome Said

What's with the saying one thing but meaning another? Or the expectations that i should just know?

Lady, how the f*** am i supposed to know what you want without you telling me?

Communication... Key ingredient im getting what you want.

How come your car is always so cluttered? Clean that s***. Damn.

If food is my choice understand that im getting what i want and not what you want. Why leave it up to me when you already know what you want?

Keep your f***ing damn hands off of my food! What's up with that anyways? You dont see me reaching onto your plate.


It's my house, ill leave the toilet seat in whatever f***ing position i damn please.


We want you to read our minds and get it right. By being able to read our minds that means you are so in tune with our needs we don't need to tell you

When we say one thing but mean another sometimes it's because we are telling you what we think you want to hear...just like men do with us.
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