My boss

The Boss: "So what are you doing today?"
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Me: "Nothing."
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"What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"
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"That's right, and I'm not finished doing that yet."

Glad you like my sense of humour.

i always have! your jokes are like hit and miss, most of your jokes are inbetween good and bad.

i have look at each one with the humor, it's try represent. when i read them, i can't laugh at them right after i read.

you just because i don't put my laugh icon for my prove. because some of your jokes and i have roll my eyes around, and shake my head. not that they are bad, ok, they are bad.

i want you know, the difference what is a good joke and a bad one. a bad one, or i don't think isn't funny. no laugh icon for you. keep try!

sorry, tiger, i have encourage him to write more jokes for you. what can i said, aren't i wonderful!

Are these jokes or your daily events?

that's funny! i think both for us, members might appreciate jokes on daily events. people are from uk are strange bunch of people. nobody is perfect!

We're only strange untill you get to know us, and if that doesn't scare you away then nothing will

your right, americans know the brits. to well.

you really reason, why we left england?

you can't drive on the right side of the road. your tea bag in your brain is leaking out! your top floor's light bulb is out in your brain.

england appreciate our humor, because we steal your humor from you.

is interesting how our countries and people are the same in everything, more than other countries.

but stay across the ocean, we have enough trouble in america now. have you heard of trump?

We can drive on the right side of the road, unfortunately you'd probably drive head on into an on coming car.

why we had to change how we drive over in america. our horses is, we got from england , when we come over. to use for horses for buggies, the england's horses get have to many traffic problems.


every day at 4:00p.m, no matter, where the england horses, they stop to have a spot of tea.

Bloody hell, you still use horses to get around.

I thought the Old West had died out

yes, the old west died out. that's why we have had 50 states now.

we had 13 states in america after the old west died out. we colonized those states like your image of england was. then we expand to 50 states, we found not everybody doesn't like tea.

the famous quote by partick henry

Give me liberty, or give me death!

what you don't about the famous quote is there is another line to the famous line in the speech was more popular than the line itself back then.

give me liberty, or give me death! and english tea sucks!

I have to disagree with ole Henry because Earl Grey tea tastes good and depending on how long you steep it cann have as much caffeine as coffee does ,without the bitterness coffee can have.

ok, i never heard " earl grey tea " before. i take your word for it. i like luzianne or decaffeinated tea in wintertime.

i never like the taste of coffee be a big fan of it.