Music Jokes.

1.) What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can't tuna fish.

2.) C-sharp when you cross the street or you're going to B-flat.

3.) A percussionist, tired of being teased by her bandmate's, decides to switch instruments. She walks into the local music shop, points to her choices and says, “I’ll take that trumpet and that accordion.” The shop assistant looks at her for a second and replies, “OK, you can take the fire extinguisher, but the radiator’s not for sale.”

4.) How can you tell a singer is at your door?
A: They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.