Minions Wanted.

I've unilaterally decided that I have been selfish in demanding that all TFS stalking behaviors be perpetrated by me: Chaski.

So, I am now taking minion stalker applications.

Of course you will have to be acceptable to: @DiscordTiger, @floydgirrl. ... and @DorkySupergirl.

You need to learn how to climb trees and sit in them for many long hours...through rain and wind and snow....

It would help if you possess a blue dress.

PS
No pink flip flops are allowed...EVER!

Thank you.

Carry on.

C.

I shall personally review any and all applications.
We are weeding out a lot of unacceptables with the no pink flip flop requirements.

It's time to play the game. We are the game, you don't want to play us.

I can also touch my nose with my tongue. What other skills and qualifications do you have?

Well for starters, I already knew that about you. Because of my stalking skills.

Did I mention I have a doll made out of your hair?

I have been in this thread for over 5 and half hours. Yet not one person has noticed me. Hope this gives you and idea of how good I can hide.

My cat actually likes hair so I bet she saved some up and sold it to you for a hit of nip!!!!

Stealth is a good asset.

I mentioned stealth in my resume

I can touch your nose with my tongue

Your resume looks good, but I wonder about people... you're not over stating your skill sets...are you!

Excellent!

But what about the blue dress and long hours sitting in a tree.

Can you handle all of the punishments that DT, Floydie and Dorky are prepared to dish out?

But can you do it stealthily?

i have really bad aim

Which ones?

I thought I understated them

I didn't even mention my collection of toenail clippings from Floydie's house or the late night anonymous calls to Tiger.