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New Post! Jun 20, 2008 @ 09:26:07#91
mloclam1

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26/M/Perth, Australia
Join Date: Jun 2008

I must say well done 8288!!

mloclam1 last visited October 18, 2008
New Post! Jun 25, 2008 @ 09:19:22#92
lastkiss

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14/F/, Jordan
Join Date: Jun 2008

these are from a Placebo song:
- you are one of god's mistakes, you crying, tragic waste
of skin.
- you lying, trying waste of space


And they're gonna get high high high
When they're low low low
The fire burns from better days
And she screams why oh why
I said I don't know
The catastrophic hymns from yesterday
Of misery

lastkiss last visited June 25, 2008
New Post! Jun 25, 2008 @ 09:24:27#93
walk2148

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42/M/Mt Gambier, Australia
Join Date: Jun 2008

to a female....need a face lift, why don't you pull your flaps over your head and walk around like a red back spider.........

walk2148 last visited July 26, 2008
New Post! Jun 25, 2008 @ 09:29:45#94
walk2148

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42/M/Mt Gambier, Australia
Join Date: Jun 2008

if wit was s**t,yo'd be f**kin constapated..

walk2148 last visited July 26, 2008
New Post! Jun 25, 2008 @ 09:30:58#95
Delta62

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19/M/manchester, United Kingdom
Join Date: Dec 2007

to a woman compared to you godzilla is beautiful


crazychica said:
It was a really bad idea and whoever thought of it should be poked to death

ich stehe in der Nacht grob, damit Sie schlafen können Ton in Ihren Betten. ich bin der Schatten in der Nacht und Tag, die ich über Ihnen schaue und Sie damit Sie arent geschädigt schütze.
Delta62 last visited January 05, 2009
New Post! Jun 27, 2008 @ 16:07:49#96
leighmyster

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25/M/, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jun 2008

hello all, new guy here but anyway


yr like an idiot in the spotlight

your so ugly women run from ya like a samurai wiv a sward in his ass

ur so ugly ya got turned down for a playboy subscription

i realise ya sexually frustrated coz ya blowup doll has a hole in it, buy some ducktape repair ya relationship

ya couldnt get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bananas

ya couldnt get friends if ya owned budweiser

the only reason ur insults are s**t is coz the instruction booklet for ya brain dunt have enough pictures

ur mum is such a slut her highschool yearbook was horizonal

ya should show respect, coz i could have been ya father but the line was too long

ya couldnt get laid if ya was born a chicken

am thinkin about adopting ya so i can beet ya legally

ya just became the new manager at maccas n now ya realise ya life sux

last thing you want is a ticking xmas card in ya mailbox

ok well thats my contribution ..... peace

leighmyster last visited June 27, 2008
New Post! Sep 16, 2008 @ 21:45:36#97
Spoony

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24/F/not where I wanna be, Finland
Join Date: Mar 2007

To Paris: "you're as fake as my girlfriend's orgasms"


young_nick said:
Yeah that's true...
Man gifts are hard lol.


*Perv Magnet in training*
Spoony last visited January 08, 2009
New Post! Sep 16, 2008 @ 22:19:49#98
Delta62

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19/M/manchester, United Kingdom
Join Date: Dec 2007

your the reason the red sox wont win a a game let alone a season


crazychica said:
It was a really bad idea and whoever thought of it should be poked to death

ich stehe in der Nacht grob, damit Sie schlafen können Ton in Ihren Betten. ich bin der Schatten in der Nacht und Tag, die ich über Ihnen schaue und Sie damit Sie arent geschädigt schütze.
Delta62 last visited January 05, 2009
New Post! Sep 17, 2008 @ 08:58:48#99
nuieanzzz

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18/M/Perth, Australia
Join Date: Sep 2008

you eat dick

BIG OL JAMAICAN DICK

O.o

meen maori meen

nuieanzzz last visited September 18, 2008
New Post! Sep 17, 2008 @ 09:18:47#100
dingle

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21/F/cannock, United Kingdom
Join Date: Nov 2007

Your birth certificate is an apology of the condom factory.

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes they why the hell do you wear a bra.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.


It's a Lindermiracle!!

dingle last visited January 08, 2009
New Post! Sep 17, 2008 @ 12:20:21#101
ash128

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18/M/Gloucester, United Kingdom
Join Date: Jun 2008

spoony said:
To Paris: "you're as fake as my girlfriend's orgasms"



hehe
ash128 last visited January 07, 2009
New Post! Oct 12, 2008 @ 20:43:28#102
syclops

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48/M/leicester, United Kingdom
Join Date: Oct 2008

if brains were tnt you could not muster enought to blow your balls off


queens park perth nce place

syclops last visited October 18, 2008
New Post! Nov 01, 2008 @ 05:27:38#103
Allun

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18/M/Dunedin, New Zealand
Join Date: Oct 2008

Woman says to you: if i were married to you i'd put poison in your food!

Man's response: If i was your husband, i would accept it.


Darkness is but a lack of light
A void is but a lack of susbtance
Evil is but a lack of good

Allun last visited January 05, 2009
New Post! Nov 01, 2008 @ 05:31:57#104
azureus

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15/NA/Chuck Norris,
Join Date: Aug 2008

"Your so poor, Ethiopians are donating to you"

azureus last visited December 16, 2008
New Post! Nov 03, 2008 @ 18:11:36#105
josh1512

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16/M/leeds, United Kingdom
Join Date: Sep 2008

your mum your. a** is brass.

josh1512 last visited January 03, 2009
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