Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick

Sit down and give your mind a rest


"Every lil action there is a reaction"

go up to two lasses, say to the minger one "would you like to dance?" she will say yes cos..... well shes a minger..... reply with "well go on then cos i wanna talk to your friend"


if this is the way the queen treats her prisoners she shouldnt be aloud to have any : oscar wilde

"Every lil action there is a reaction"

if i want your oppinion ill beat it out of you!!!! always liked that one :D


if this is the way the queen treats her prisoners she shouldnt be aloud to have any : oscar wilde

at what age did you find out your bro an sis wer your parents?


if this is the way the queen treats her prisoners she shouldnt be aloud to have any : oscar wilde

Hello good sir and/or madam, I'm sorry that you survived the abortion.

I would be happy to teach you suicide, for no charge.

If the world was full of pirates and ninjas you would be a cupcake.

Hey, heres some cash and give it to your mom, it's what I owe her.

Hello, son. You're the reason I drink.

I wish you were a fish, so I could shoot you in a barrel.

Your the reason for tax increases, go kill yourself.

Just because your stupid doesn't mean I should listen to your babble.

It appears that you peed your pants.

Heres a gun, go play in the streets.

Would you like to have a lampshade? Because your either drunk or stupid.

In my country, they call you a irleui fabiyoto. He who is full of crap.

today's cnutspam - I drove past your place today, are you even allowed to park there?...P.S. even your goldfish thinks your boring!!!

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I'm already picturing the duct tape over your mouth.
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.

i don't hate you. i don't like you enough to hate you.


you're a hypocriticizer too so stfu

Yo mama's so fat that when she takes a dump she puts a new island on the map.


Bye for now...

Your Teeth Are So Yellow I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

Cumballin' Fuck pot


Some say that it is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. That is a defeatist attitude. I intend to rule everywhere, not just in Hell.