This is personal insults that we are listing here, give us your meanest insults.

To a woman: The closest you'll ever get to a man is looking in the mirror.

This is coming from the heart man and I wouldn't say this if it wasn't true... you're ugly.

So the last one was really bad but you do get the idea.. give us your best.

Wasp!

i like this: if i was you, i'd commit suicide immediately

If I ever tried to insult a person it would backfire or I wouldn't make any sense. I'd end up laughing hysterically and apologizing for confusing the person Insults aren't my specialty


"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered."

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.


Who's that hanging from the gallow tree
His eyes are hollow but he looks like me
Who's that swinging from the gallow tree
Up jumped the Devil and took my soul from me

iv been insulted by better pieces of s**t than yourself !!

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you said WHAT!!!!!

i have had a perfectly wonderful evening-but this wasent it.

there's no beginning to your talents.

you know, i could rent you out as a duck decoy for duck hunters.

any friend of yours-is a friend of yours.

any simlarity between you and a human being is purely confindential.

are you depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

are you the first in your family to be born without a tail?

at least your not obnoxious like so many other people-youre obnoxious in different and worse ways.

before you came along we we're hungary now we're fed up.

did the aliens forget to move your anal probe?

do you want me to exept you as you are or for me to like you?

god still could use you for miricle practise

he is a modest man who has a good deal to be modest about.

do you think i could buy back my introduction to you?

dont you realise there are enough people to hate is this world already, without your working so hard to give us another?

heres 20p call all your friends and give back the change.

hes a difficult man to forget but well worth the effort.

i like your approach now lets see your departure.

i see you in my dreams-if i eat to much.

i thought of you all day today -at the zoo.

if i throw a stick, will you leave?

i'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

one day you stopped to think then you stopped to start again.

ordianry people live and learn-you just live.

parden me , but you've proberly mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

shes a treasure i wonder who dug her up.

please breathe the other way your bleaching my hair.

sorry if i looked intrested im not.

the more i think of you the less i think of you.

theres one to many in this room i think its you.

we have been friends for a very long time, lets say we call it quits.

whoever told you be yourself gave you the worse advise.

you fear success but have nothing to worry about.

you have a room temperature IQ

you let your mind wander and it hasent come back yet.

you remind me of the ocean you make me sick.

you'll never be the man your mother was!

your about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

if i want any crap out of you ill squeeze your head

oo i could go on forever

To a women: CUNT

thats simple and good

"So what I'm stupid. You sir (or madam) have a face that looks like an elderly babboons naughty bits that has been in a freak accident with an enraged pastry chef holding a blunt cleaver"


Member of The Celebate Squad #1

You act so stupid, I wouldn't even let my stingray near you.

Sorry, I don't believe I've had the pleasure of saying hello...I doubt it ever will be a pleasure



Bunny Power!

this is a classic: calling you stupid would be a insult to the stupid people.

dont let your mind wander out to far its to little to be alone.

go ahead tell them everything you know it'll only be a few seconds.

if idoits could fly this woulod be an airport.

if u stand closer anough to your head you can hear the ocean.

please sit down and give your mind a rest.

when i look into your eyes i can see the back of your head.

y'know id love to screw your brains out but it seems someone has got there before me.

Dont worry, you aren't adopted, no one in their right mind would willingly take you



Bunny Power!