Job application

Sharon had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.

"Pretty good, I think," replied Sharon, "but if I go to work there I won't get a holiday until I'm married."

Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. "Is that what they told you?"

"No", replied Sharon, "But right on the application it said 'Holidays may not be taken until you've had your First Anniversary.'