*tumbleweeds dance across the singles forum*

Helloooooo? Anyone still here?

*Wah wow wow* You know, that music...yeah...

Forget I said that. I'm still here.

Helllllooooo...

I would be here more often if this forum was alive

This forum would be more alive if you were here more often. THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!!!

um....hello. is this thing on.

Hey!!! A new guy!

Yeah, this forum kicked the bucket, much to my dismay. We need some new blood into to get things kickin' again!

hello...yes I exist...every now and then.
Tis a new year..and a new chance to get this crazy singlersa group going.
Course panetti over there ain't too single anymore, yeah he got himself a girl, and one heck of one too...one of my best friends actually.
ah well...such is life

I will forever be holding down the fort. Period. Hmph. :D

but you're not alone

Hmm...yeah...Soooo, I think it's time I pa** on the Singles Moderator crown to a fitting successor since my status has become "compromised" so to speak. Any takers?

It appears that I have been dubbed the new moderator. I didn't even know. I'm speechless. :D Lol...anyway, so I just wanted to let you know, if it's of any concern to anyone. Questions? Comments? All that stuff comes to me now. And then world domination. Mwah hah hah.

*a hand bursts from it's grave along with the sound of the undead*
UUUUUUUUUUNNNNAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHNNNNNNN

*slowly it crawls from it sleep in death and rises to the surface*
UUUUUUUUUUNNNNAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHNNNNNNN

*slowly regrowing the lost limbs and regenerating it's dead flesh long eaten by maggots and worms that found their way into his sarcoffogus*
UUUUUUUUUUNNNNAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHNNNNNNN

*soon the form of this undead predator will be complete and the hunter will hunt again*
UUUUUUUUUUNNNNAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHNNNNNNN

*now the wounds have been regenerated and the vortex of evil now regognized as Harry Valentine steps forth to feast on prey*
.............................................................

*silence from the monster. Is he conscience of his reincarrnation? Does the hole in his chest hunger for the flesh of another's heart. *
*H V's stomach growls*

*yeeeeeessssssssssss, he liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives. HE LIIIIIIIIII--*
Dude........where's the nearest Taco Bell?

I know it's stupid but it's early and I'm bored.

:P

*turning up the volume to some BS and singing in Ozzy's voice*

"Has hee lost his mind
caanheesee aor is he blind
Caaaann he walk at'tall
Aor ifhe moves will he fall