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Oct 26, 2009 @ 18:45:29

jmo

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Wash your hands before you urinate. It f***ing hurts

Sorry, couldn't find a male pic, had to go with that one.

Oct 26, 2009 @ 18:46:11

plebian_angel

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Ouch It's bad enough rubbing your eyes forgetting you haven't washed your hands yet.

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Oct 26, 2009 @ 18:47:47

jmo

Shakebar

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20/M/Edinburgh, United Kingdom
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Would have probably been OK if I shook off the drips, instead I went for the 'milking' strategy.

Oct 26, 2009 @ 18:49:51

x_Laura_x

I'm probably drunk

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18/F/A yellow house, United Kingdom
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jmo said:

Would have probably been OK if I shook off the drips, instead I went for the 'milking' strategy.

Gross

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Oct 26, 2009 @ 18:50:31

plebian_angel

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jmo said:

Would have probably been OK if I shook off the drips, instead I went for the 'milking' strategy.

TMI

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Maxi

Oct 26, 2009 @ 18:52:10

Ellen

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jmo said:

Wash your hands before you urinate. It f***ing hurts

Sorry, couldn't find a male pic, had to go with that one.

Oct 26, 2009 @ 18:53:32

alexsutherby

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if i ever end up with a b****y wife i will most defo keep jar of these on the bedside table ha ha

Fed up, tired, sick and twisted. One man army, I'm enlisted. Trust yourself, trust no one else. f*** being a hero, be yourself.

Oct 26, 2009 @ 18:54:34

OffmetrOlley

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37/F/away with the fairys, United K
Join Date: Oct 2009

and deep heat cream always wash your hands after,found that out the hard way

Ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

Oct 26, 2009 @ 19:13:46

ssnot_me

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36/M/big D, Texas
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plebian_angel said:

Ouch

It's bad enough rubbing your eyes forgetting you haven't washed your hands yet.

have done that! f***ing sucks! took over an hour for my eyes to stop burning

"If guns kill people then I can blame misspelled words on my pencil." Vekta

Oct 26, 2009 @ 19:21:19

#10

DorkySupergirl

Suit Up!

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31/F/, Canada
Join Date: Jun 2009

I saw the title and thought someone touched their private bits and got burnt. I was right. Ouch.

I need to learn when to shut my big boy mouth...

Oct 27, 2009 @ 03:28:51

#11

diomedes

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16/M/Long Beach, California
Join Date: Oct 2007

Ah man I did that once, I was eating some chili peppers and then my balls itched and I scratched them... that was a lousy night, I didn't even come home until 12 am so I was just stuck there feeling uncomfortable for 4 hours.

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