Well, it's been 12 days, since 'The Debut Of Mr. Chauvinist' was flushed right down the toilet! I would like to get something off of my chest regarding this issue.

First, I retired my 'Creations', then I came up with a new concept called 'Mr. Chauvinist'... which had the potential of becoming a runaway hit. But it never got off the ground, because of the enormous hype and the name that I chose.

'Mr. Chauvinist' was destined to fail because I was going to blow the lid off the great mystery known as woman. I should have seen it coming! The howling at the moon over my decision to write about this forbidden subject crushed my hopes of adding 'Mr. Chauvinist' to my long list of achievements.


Q: What's Next?

A: I have no idea.

Right now, I'm under the microscope. So every single concept that I develop will probably be treated with the same disrespect as 'The Debut Of Mr. Chauvinist'.

I know for a fact that if I had a giant vagina... the rules would be less constrictive. If a female member came up with 'Ms. Feminist', she would be glorified and praised for her rantings and ravings about men being assholes, pricks, pigs, devils, and lucky dogs.

The female would have the red carpet rolled out for her for the simple fact that she had the guts to mention how she'd love to stomp on our throats.

If I had a garage door, instead of penis... everybody would be gushing in their underpants over my exploits. I could write all day long about how I loathed all men! There would't be a soul that would give a damn, but since I'm a male... I get nothing but grief.

It's the "double standard" in its most extreme form. 'The Debut Of Mr. Chauvinist' was a proud moment for me, but little did I know that it was going to set the record for fastest deletion in TFS history.

Now it appears that an issue that I wanted to put behind me isn't finished after all.


"Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property, we are not theirs...They belong to us, just as a tree belongs to the gardener."
--Napolean Bonaparte

One thing you do have Trencher, is delusions of grandeur.

Your writings would only attract interest next to a pic of Britney Spears getting her crack out, in next months celebrity gossip, bitch magazines.

If you had a giant vagina, you wouldn't be a giant dick.


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If there is ever a battle of the sexes - remember - the guys control the chocolate supply

I predict 5 days before the chocolate blockade takes hold, and the women surrender in a scream of mounting PMT.

Now give back the remote control

If I had a giant Vagina I would never leave my house!!!!!!


I wonder what the word for dots looks like in braille ? I would ask a blind person, but they've never "seen it", They're blind...

if i had a giant vigina i could take you all in

the difference is that women have been restricted an treated like property, and treated like less than human for a looooong time. There's already been enough women bashing, I don't think society needs any more of it. It's old, it's passe, everyone is sick of it.
I do agree that women don't need to be bashing men either. If it's wrong for men to bash women, it's wrong for women to bash men. But I think there's a sense of entitlement involved in women's man bashing. A sort of score settling.
Either way, Mr. Chauvanist doesn't need a debut, he's had way too many already.

if i had giant vigina giving birth would be easier

lili, you're wasting your effort providing "real" responses to trencher


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This guy needs to get a life


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hmm, i think i missed this mr. chauvinism thing.
lucky me if this' anything to go by.