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Jul 31, 2007 @ 17:59:07 | #1 | trencher
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33/M/Hades, California Join Date: Apr 2005 | Well, it's been 12 days, since 'The Debut Of Mr. Chauvinist' was flushed right down the toilet! I would like to get something off of my chest regarding this issue.
First, I retired my 'Creations', then I came up with a new concept called 'Mr. Chauvinist'... which had the potential of becoming a runaway hit. But it never got off the ground, because of the enormous hype and the name that I chose.
'Mr. Chauvinist' was destined to fail because I was going to blow the lid off the great mystery known as woman. I should have seen it coming! The howling at the moon over my decision to write about this forbidden subject crushed my hopes of adding 'Mr. Chauvinist' to my long list of achievements.
Q: What's Next?
A: I have no idea.
Right now, I'm under the microscope. So every single concept that I develop will probably be treated with the same disrespect as 'The Debut Of Mr. Chauvinist'.
I know for a fact that if I had a giant vagina... the rules would be less constrictive. If a female member came up with 'Ms. Feminist', she would be glorified and praised for her rantings and ravings about men being assholes, pricks, pigs, devils, and lucky dogs.
The female would have the red carpet rolled out for her for the simple fact that she had the guts to mention how she'd love to stomp on our throats.
If I had a garage door, instead of penis... everybody would be gushing in their underpants over my exploits. I could write all day long about how I loathed all men! There would't be a soul that would give a damn, but since I'm a male... I get nothing but grief.
It's the "double standard" in its most extreme form. 'The Debut Of Mr. Chauvinist' was a proud moment for me, but little did I know that it was going to set the record for fastest deletion in TFS history.
Now it appears that an issue that I wanted to put behind me isn't finished after all.
 "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property, we are not theirs...They belong to us, just as a tree belongs to the gardener."
--Napolean Bonaparte | | |
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