I just want to know if there are any others out there, here's what I have;

I like my women like I like my coffee...

...Hot and black
...cold and bitter
...creamy
...ground up and in the freezer

Personally I can't drink coffee, nor do I like coffee... but I suppose you could get:

decaffeinated
sweet
Irish

in a plastic cup.

Like my spouse BLACK AND BITTER!

ground up and in the freezer?

Hot, sweet and tastes nice?

Hot,Creamy,And Tastes Delicious